Some of the best dad jokes
Dad jokes have been around for ages and have always been used to lighten up the mood in any setting. There are hundreds of thousands of dad jokes out there,…
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Dad jokes have been around for ages and have always been used to lighten up the mood in any setting. There are hundreds of thousands of dad jokes out there,…
Being a mum is not an easy task, and many times it can become overwhelming. That’s why laughter is necessary. A good joke can lighten up the mood and help…
The Best Clean Mum Jokes for Today Nothing compares to the relationship between a mum and her child. From preparing meals to helping with homework, mums are always there for…
The Best Clean Mum Jokes for Today Laughter is said to be the best medicine, perhaps that’s why good humour has always been an essential part of Mum jokes. These…
The Best Clean Mum Jokes for Today Moms are the superheroes of the household, juggling all the responsibilities, and keeping the family together. Sometimes, they need to unwind and have…
The Best Clean Mom Jokes for Today Mothers are amazing people who can make our lives better in many ways. They have a keen sense of humor and are always…
The Best Clean Mum Jokes for Today A mum’s sense of humor is unique and can bring about a good laugh even in the toughest situations. Mum jokes are known…
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing. My wife told me that I twist everything she…
“Your wife and daughter look like twins,” my friend said. “Well,” I replied, “they were separated at birth.” One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore…
The Best Clean Mum Jokes For Today Mum jokes have been around for a long time and are enjoyed by just about everyone. It’s always great to tease your mum,…
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.” My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started…
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don’t worry, I’ll return. “Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He…
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on…
My wife told me she didn’t understand cloning. I told her, “That makes two of us.” My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t…
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns. My wife left a note on the fridge that…
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed. Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it’s…
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.…
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?…
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist…
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07. 30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my…
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins. A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket.…
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself…
I just spent £300 on a limo and learned it doesn’t come with a driver. I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it. What’s green and has wheels? Grass.…
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let’s get together and make a spectacle of ourselves. How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms? The…
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes. I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I…