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“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
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My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. “She obviously has COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Because she has no taste.”
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Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
