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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.…
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of…
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.…
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It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents. I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.…
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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone…
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes. My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held…
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. In America, using the metric system can get you in legal…
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I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing. Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
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“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has…
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A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.”…
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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me. I wasn’t close to my father…
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother. I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa! A kid decided…
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I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped…
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never knew my real ladder.” What do you call a Frenchman…
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Who is Coleen Rooney? Coleen Rooney, born on April 3, 1986, is a British television presenter, fashion columnist, and product endorser. She gained nationwide recognition as the wife of English…
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My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. My…
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I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids. “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun. What happened…
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple! Did you know your pupils…
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My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.”